8:38 Lowrie looks like he's get carded at a PG-13 movie. He should borrow some of Youkilis' facial hair. He makes Justin Burleson look old. That's not a baby face, that's a brand new embryo face. Zygote Lowrie eventually flies out to center. Good luck next trimester, little buddy.
8:40 Varitek is up next, sporting the knee high red socks, just like I would if I got paid millions to play baseball. As it is now, I'm paid thousands to open banks, and I wear knee high argyle socks.
8:42 Somewhere in that mess about sock stylings Varitek grounded out and Coco(a) Crisps singled to right. I'm begging the announcers to refer to him as Hot Cocoa...but it hasn't happened yet.
8:42 Pedroia strikes out, leaving Cocoa to cool off all by his lonesome on first.
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