8:23 Our first casualty of the game is an umpire. I'm reluctantly skip the easy "must be going to get his eyes checked" joke.
8:25 These Brooke Shields VW ads are pretty funny...at least when I'm only paying half attention. Of course, if it was 1980's Brooke Shields, she'd be getting my "full attention" if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
8:26 Tonight's announcers are Chip Caray, Ron Darling, and Buck Martinez. I had it written into my contract that I would need at least 6 figures to live blog a FOX game done by Tim "You Damn Kids Better Get Off My Lawn" McCarver.
Anywho, after some talky talk blah blah blah we go back to commercial. Apparently the remaining umpires will have to paper-rock-scissors to see who will get behind the plate next. I suggest a best 4 out of 7 series.
8:29 More Brooke Shields. Something about VWs getting people pregnant? Parents of teenage girls everywhere just scratched that car off their sweet 16 birthday present list.
8:31 Craig Sager has what I can only describe as a "sea of paisleys" on his electric blue tie. Paisleys, of course, look like sperm...at least as they were drawn in the A/V health cartoon / video we saw in the 5th grade. Some real cutting edge technology available back in the late 80's. I still have no idea what's going on with the umpiring situation, I am THAT amazed by what Craig Sager is wearing.
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